Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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