I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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