So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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