i already hear my dad disowning me
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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