windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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