I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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