i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Randomize
