This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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