She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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