glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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