I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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