I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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