Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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