Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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