yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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