stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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