i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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