Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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