I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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