Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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