My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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