You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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