The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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