you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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