ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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