You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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