Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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