You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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