you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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