cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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