I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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