That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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