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(423): View more from Tennessee

By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.

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(256): View more from Alabama

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself

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(605): View more from South Dakota

there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.

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(408): View more from California

I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete

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(416): View more from Toronto

juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.

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(775): View more from Nevada

have fuck

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*fun

(775): View more from Nevada

actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...

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