their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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