You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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