So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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