He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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