I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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