his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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