Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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