Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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