Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
His nipple licking is glorious
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