Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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