I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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