): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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