Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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