How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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