Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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