Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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