I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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