dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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