At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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