im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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