I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I had to cum in my sink.
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