i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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